MADISON, ALABAMA
10/14/25
We got to the doctor office right on time this morning and they quickly got me into the torture room used for electric testing of victims. The nurse got right to work applying about fifty electrodes to my body with glue to hold them in the best torture points to keep the OFM awake. Then she put powerful strobe lights in my face to keep me awake. Then she hit the power switch and things began to happen. The OFM nearly went to sleep. After about an hour of laying there waiting for something to happen everything went silent and the operator of the equipment announced that we were finished and removed all the electrodes from my formerly beautiful body. ( YEAH RIGHT). Then the OFM walked out and gathered his son and we headed back to the OFM's living location.
Now we get to wait until December 9 to find out the guesses the doctors will make about the OFM situation and what if anything can be done to heal aging.
In the meantime we will keep on having fun in Madison Al.
If the doctors do find something to heal aging, I hope you will report the findings quickly so I can take advantage of their conclusions, because at the moment I appeared to be losing the battle to stay young.
ReplyDeleteTom
You can count on it for certain.OFM
DeleteGrowing old is not for the faint of heart I guess. Keep on trucking ..........
ReplyDeleteSeems like a long time to wait. I'm old enough to remember when you could get a doctor's appointment within a couple weeks, not months. My primary care doctor referred me to a specialist and when I called to book an appointment (calling in September) they were booking for June of 2026. Right. By then I won't remember why I cared.
ReplyDeleteNope, I ain't going to admit reading the title of this post as "egg testing". I thought, what the hell is Barney doing now,,,,,,Testing Eggs???? December 9th seems a very long time to wait on EEG results.
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